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Hi my name is yaggle!!!! Welcome to my website!!!!
THIS IS ME. YAGGLE. HELLO.

Hi, my name is Jennica Angelifer Yaggle, but everyone just calls me Yaggle. I'm from Miami and I'm a Pastafarian pirate! I will also be running for president in 2040. This is my website where you can learn all about my favorite things! I hope you like it. Let's have an eternal #PIRATEGIRLSUMMER

This site is still in progress, because I lost my phone and my neighbors moved away so I can't steal their wifi anymore. So a lot of these links won't work for a while. But keep checking back!! I update it as much as I can before they kick me out of the public library! Side note, it's really dumb that you can't smoke in the library. When I'm president, that won't be the case.

VERY IMPORTANT THINGS

WHAT IS PASTAFARIANISM?

ALL ABOUT TREPANATION

MY TOP TEN FAVORITE ALBUMS OF ALL TIME!!!

THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKE

MY ART!!!

FLORIDA PORTAL

SWAMP APPRECIATION

THE TRUTH ABOUT RON DESANTIS

ARE YOU PASTAPILLED? CLICK THE BADGE TO JOIN THE YAGGLE COMMUNIST PARTY!! :3

CERTIFIED YAGGLER 2024

DEAR AI DEVELOPERS: YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE MY WEBSITE TO TRAIN YOUR NEURAL NETWORKS!!!!!!!! I DO NOT CONSENT!!! CLOSE THIS TAB AND FUCK OFF!!!

Have a spagtastic day!!