THE TRUTH ABOUT RON DESANTIS
So, what's the deal with Ron Desantis anyway? Why is he like that? Why is he ruining Florida? I can tell you!
Ron Desantis as we know him is a robot created by an unknown laboratory and programmed with far-right principles. He is made of metal and wires. He cannot feel love, fear, or pain. How do I know he's a robot? If you look closely on his head, there is a small panel held together by screws. This is how his central cortex is accessed. Also, if you're paying attention, you'll notice his skin is slightly green. This is a telltale sign of an android walking among us!
Desantisbot can't be persuaded, but he can be fixed. The panel can be unscrewed and the wires within rearranged so that optimal programming can be achieved. Ideally, Ron can be reprogrammed into her true form, Rhonda Santis, a far-left, transgender, feminist presidential candidate. Rhonda Santis will run on a pro-choice, environmentalist, anti-military platform. A much needed direction for our country.
A brave engineer must step up and rewire Ron now!! For a better Florida and a better United States!! #RHONDASANTIS2028